[Committee] {Disarmed} Offset your cheating this Valentine's day with cheatneutral.com

Cambridge Carbon Footprint info at cambridgecarbonfootprint.org
Wed Feb 14 11:16:34 UTC 2007


Dear Friends,
We thought this was very funny.    The originator says can you pass it 
on to as many people as possible.
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Ro and Andy
Our apologies if you've received it from more than one source.

cheat*neutral*
*Helping you because you can't help yourself*
www.cheatneutral.com <http://www.cheatneutral.com>

Launching Valentines Day, Feb 14th

*
What is Cheat Offsetting?*
Jealousy and heartbreak are a natural part of modern life. And 
sometimes, no matter how hard we try, it's just not possible to be 
faithful. That's why at cheatneutral.com you can offset your cheating by 
paying someone else to remain faithful.
Offset your cheating now <http://www.cheatneutral.com/>

*Loyal and Faithful?*
Why not become one of our offset projects? Is loyalty part of your 
nature? Or maybe you're just happy being single. You can help those who 
can't help themselves - and get paid for not getting laid.
Sign up here <http://www.cheatneutral.com/become_a_project/>

*Can I offset all my cheating?*
At cheatneutral.com we know it's not always possible to be faithful. 
That's why we give you advice about reducing your cheating and then you 
can offset your remaining unavoidable cheating.

*Cheatneutral.com success stories*
James and Jo have been together since they met at school. They cheat on 
each other regularly - James with an ex-girlfriend he can't let go of, 
and Jo with a man who delivers stationary to her office who's name she 
doesn't know. To offset their cheating they fund Chris and Mim through 
Cheatneutral. In return for the payments from Cheatneutral Chris and Mim 
promise to remain loyal and faithful to each other so that James and Jo 
can carry on cheating.

James said about the scheme "Cheatneutral gave us advice on how to 
reduce our cheating first. We try to spend more quality time together 
now. And then we offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating from times 
when we're drunk or feeling low, by funding projects like Chris and Mim."
More cheatneutral.com sucess stories <http://www.cheatneutral.com/projects/>

*Questions, contact, press?*
Get in touch with us here <http://www.cheatneutral.com/contact/>

-- 
Rosemary Randall and Andy Brown
Cambridge Carbon Footprint
113 Gwydir Street, Cambridge, CB1 2LG
313539

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